*** It is a dark and windy day here in France. The weather always turns
on
Assumption Day...or so everyone says. This year was no exception. It
changed from cool and cloudy to cold and cloudy. Summer seemed to come
to
an end at the beginning of August. Since then, it has seemed more like
October than late summer.
The month of August was an invention of Octavian, otherwise known as
Emperor Augustus Caesar. The Caesars seem to have been vain. His
adoptive
father, Julius, is the only other person to have a whole month named
after
him. Augustus, wanting to eclipse him in imperial glory even stole a
day
from February, so that his month would be as long as July.
Augustus was a great one for P.R. and propaganda of that sort. His
profile
adorns more Roman coins than anyone else's and he even commissioned
poets
and historians to flatter him and Rome, which he transformed from a
city
of brick into a city of marble.
"Roman, remember," wrote Virgil, as if to Augustus himself, "by your
strength to rule Earth's people - for your arts are to be these: To
pacify, to impose the rule of law, to spare the conquered, battle down
the
proud."
Augustus was a murderous dictator, but fortunately, Virgil knew how to
tell a good story.
*** Colleague Lila Rajiva writes that telling a good story has been an
imperial priority ever since. Even in the United States, which prides
itself on a free press, the government hires propagandists to plant
fake
news stories in the media. For instance, it paid a P.R. firm to tell
the
world that Saddam Hussein had WMD hidden in Iraq. And then it used the
phony stories to justify its war:
"[P.R. firm] Rendon [was] hired by the CIA in 1990 to help 'create the
conditions for the removal of Hussein from power,' [and] went on to
earn a
hundred million dollars in government contracts in just the five years
following. It got together anti-Saddam militants, gave them a 'brand' -
the Iraqi National Congress, and advised them on P.R. strategy. It also
hand-picked Ahmad Chalabi, the ex-bank con turned peddler of pro-war
propaganda, and primed a flyspecked assortment of defectors in the fine
art of bluffing polygraphs. All to further neo-conservative plans for
creative destruction in the Middle East."
*** It is too bad Americans don't know more history. They might have a
better idea where their imperial role is leading them. At least, they
might pick up a few tips on the way. Like Sir George Murray.
While fighting the French in Egypt in 1801, Murray and his men were in
dire need of water. But Murray, having read the classics, knew that
Julius
Caesar had once had the same problem on practically the same spot (just
outside of Alexandria). He checked the copy of Caesar's writings he
always
carried around and found that the Romans had stumbled on water at a
certain depth underground. He dug in the region and soon had plenty.
Of course, Hitler's generals studied Napoleon's Russian campaign
carefully
too, but they didn't seem to have learned anything from it. At least
one
of them had a copy of Caulincourt's history of the campaign in his
greatcoat, when the Russians captured him.
*** History would tell us that in the pantheon of imperial spectacles,
the
War on Terror is only a crude, silly one. Terror is, after all, only a
tactic...the last resort of a weak enemy unable to mount a real threat.
As
near as we can tell, the War on Terror is actually a kind of P.R. move
meant to boost support for military spending, for dismantling civil
liberties at home, and for heavily armed meddling abroad.
P.R. is the lie with which the public spectacle starts...then we get
the
farce...and only finally, the disaster that ends them. Yesterday's news
reminds us which stage we are still in:
"Two fighter jets were scrambled Wednesday to escort a
London-to-Washington flight to an emergency landing in Boston after a
passenger became so agitated she needed to be restrained, authorities
said.
"The federal official for Boston's Logan International Airport said
there
was no indication of terrorism and denied reports that the passenger
aboard United Flight 923 had a screw driver and a note referring to
al-Qaeda.
"Gov. Mitt Romney said the 59-year-old woman was from Vermont and
became
so claustrophobic and upset that she needed to be restrained..."
Devious, those terrorists.
on
Assumption Day...or so everyone says. This year was no exception. It
changed from cool and cloudy to cold and cloudy. Summer seemed to come
to
an end at the beginning of August. Since then, it has seemed more like
October than late summer.
The month of August was an invention of Octavian, otherwise known as
Emperor Augustus Caesar. The Caesars seem to have been vain. His
adoptive
father, Julius, is the only other person to have a whole month named
after
him. Augustus, wanting to eclipse him in imperial glory even stole a
day
from February, so that his month would be as long as July.
Augustus was a great one for P.R. and propaganda of that sort. His
profile
adorns more Roman coins than anyone else's and he even commissioned
poets
and historians to flatter him and Rome, which he transformed from a
city
of brick into a city of marble.
"Roman, remember," wrote Virgil, as if to Augustus himself, "by your
strength to rule Earth's people - for your arts are to be these: To
pacify, to impose the rule of law, to spare the conquered, battle down
the
proud."
Augustus was a murderous dictator, but fortunately, Virgil knew how to
tell a good story.
*** Colleague Lila Rajiva writes that telling a good story has been an
imperial priority ever since. Even in the United States, which prides
itself on a free press, the government hires propagandists to plant
fake
news stories in the media. For instance, it paid a P.R. firm to tell
the
world that Saddam Hussein had WMD hidden in Iraq. And then it used the
phony stories to justify its war:
"[P.R. firm] Rendon [was] hired by the CIA in 1990 to help 'create the
conditions for the removal of Hussein from power,' [and] went on to
earn a
hundred million dollars in government contracts in just the five years
following. It got together anti-Saddam militants, gave them a 'brand' -
the Iraqi National Congress, and advised them on P.R. strategy. It also
hand-picked Ahmad Chalabi, the ex-bank con turned peddler of pro-war
propaganda, and primed a flyspecked assortment of defectors in the fine
art of bluffing polygraphs. All to further neo-conservative plans for
creative destruction in the Middle East."
*** It is too bad Americans don't know more history. They might have a
better idea where their imperial role is leading them. At least, they
might pick up a few tips on the way. Like Sir George Murray.
While fighting the French in Egypt in 1801, Murray and his men were in
dire need of water. But Murray, having read the classics, knew that
Julius
Caesar had once had the same problem on practically the same spot (just
outside of Alexandria). He checked the copy of Caesar's writings he
always
carried around and found that the Romans had stumbled on water at a
certain depth underground. He dug in the region and soon had plenty.
Of course, Hitler's generals studied Napoleon's Russian campaign
carefully
too, but they didn't seem to have learned anything from it. At least
one
of them had a copy of Caulincourt's history of the campaign in his
greatcoat, when the Russians captured him.
*** History would tell us that in the pantheon of imperial spectacles,
the
War on Terror is only a crude, silly one. Terror is, after all, only a
tactic...the last resort of a weak enemy unable to mount a real threat.
As
near as we can tell, the War on Terror is actually a kind of P.R. move
meant to boost support for military spending, for dismantling civil
liberties at home, and for heavily armed meddling abroad.
P.R. is the lie with which the public spectacle starts...then we get
the
farce...and only finally, the disaster that ends them. Yesterday's news
reminds us which stage we are still in:
"Two fighter jets were scrambled Wednesday to escort a
London-to-Washington flight to an emergency landing in Boston after a
passenger became so agitated she needed to be restrained, authorities
said.
"The federal official for Boston's Logan International Airport said
there
was no indication of terrorism and denied reports that the passenger
aboard United Flight 923 had a screw driver and a note referring to
al-Qaeda.
"Gov. Mitt Romney said the 59-year-old woman was from Vermont and
became
so claustrophobic and upset that she needed to be restrained..."
Devious, those terrorists.